My "Oh S**t" moments

...Because sometimes "Oh S**t" is the only thing to describe the situation.

 

We have all had our share of "Oh S**t" moments so I came up with 10 of mine, as embarrassing as some may be, I'm gonna be SHAMELESS about it. Because I KNOW I am Not Alone.

 

1) Walking out of the house, locking your door and your keys are still inside. "Oh S**t"

2) Going Comando and then your period starts  "Oh S**t" Some clothes do NOT deserve a  VPL! Thongs have VPLs too.

　

3) Trying to run and move your car because you almost forgot it was STREET SWEEPING day aaannnd it won't start. No vroom. No Crank. No sound "Oh S**t  And yes she gave me a ticket anyway.

4) Sending the wrong email to the wrong person, saying the wrong thing, AND not knowing how to recall it. "Oh S**t" "Oh S**t" "Oh S**t" & "Oh S**t" for every second that passes as you helplessly try to figure it out, the clock is just ticking and you are mortified!

5) Scratching the inside of your nose then looking over at the person who has been staring at you the whole time. "Oh S**t" and they don't know or care that you have allergies...it just looks gross.

 

6) Having to pass gas and not being able to hold it in...letting it out in front of other people and although silent…it smells sooooo bad and the faces of the other people around as they are trying to figure out the source. "Oh S**t"

 

7) When your braid falls out and is left behind on your chair "Oh S**t"  "Excuse me I'm just going to grab my braid there, yeah thanks"

 

8) When the zipper to your skirt unzips from the bottom, leaving a nice whole there revealing a part of your bootie. Then some nice person FINALLY tells you but it’s like a few hours past due.

"Oh S**t"

 

　

 

9) Falling down the stairs in front of a guy ... just because it's a guy "Oh S**t" "Damn are you alright? You gotta be careful" SMH

10) Not realizing your stall has no toilet tissue, after you've already squatted and peed then realize there are no toilet seat covers as an alternative, ...sooooo you have a BRIGHT IDEA to run to the next stall to grab tissue because you think you're alone, with pants at your ankles, and of course someone walks in. "Oh S**t" "Oh S**t" "Oh S**t" "Oh S**t" I'd just rather NOT drip dry.

 

#SHAMELESS

*May you always know how to laugh at yourself because you know that s**t is funny!!