When, I too do that dumb stare ...... LOL that stare is awful. You will especially find little kids doing this.
When he just couldn't be anything else for Halloween. 10 Points for creativity, 0 points for sanitation.
I actually have so many captions for this, gotta pull out my inner Dave/Kat/Martin/Rock etc. I'll do ten:
1) When your home girl is a cosmetology major and hasn't put her new skills to use on herself.
2) When your son brings his girl home to meet the parents and this is who he couldn't stop raving about for months.
3) When you and your girl need to shave, but she won't.
4) When she has a fine a** husband and you single and can't even find someone to like.
5) When she wins Miss California and you didn't.
6) When she has 100k followers on IG and most of her comments are "You're perfect!" "That's Bae" "Goals"!! Whaaaa??
7) When you haven't seen your best friend since High school and you run into him at the Grocery store.
8) When he calls in because his stomach is cramping. Wait huh??? LOL
9) When this is the new Standard of beauty.
10) When this is who your dude cheated on you with. Whyyyyy??
When it's a good thing your job doesn't include Integrals, derivatives, series expansions. They'd be especially screwed if it included respiratory mechanics, hemodynamics,
converting mg to g, g to mg, mg to mcg, and mcg to mg.
When he can make you feel like this. 
When my AJ Pooh got a little boo boo....he was not happy. LOLOLOL!
When you really had no idea, until his scent his aura revived your senses. (Sigh)
When Billie Dee Williams was the man and he is still fine.
